skyrimconfessionss:

"I came home one day and found a strange man standing in my house. Lydia was no where to be seen, so he was alone in my home with my children. I put the strongest poison I had in his pocket and followed him around till he died. It took weeks in game, two days in real life, but I made sure he was dead. Leave my kids alone."

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bonez1925:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”

I just spat out my coffee

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busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

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365daysofhorror:

ORIGAMI HEART BAT!!!!!

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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iamgold:

autumnashtron:

monkaroo:

americanshitebag:

what is this

Is that a fucking ANTEATER in a SWEATER????

U MAY NOT PASS

YOU MAD BRO?

You wanna go?

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

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smartgirlsattheparty:

Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia by night

"When the night comes, the starry sky reflects on its surface like in a mirror, and you have the feeling of being in space."

Incredible.

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shitshilarious:

meredith, how do i open a new tab

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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

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