"I came home one day and found a strange man standing in my house. Lydia was no where to be seen, so he was alone in my home with my children. I put the strongest poison I had in his pocket and followed him around till he died. It took weeks in game, two days in real life, but I made sure he was dead. Leave my kids alone."
I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
I just spat out my coffee
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
write a book
ORIGAMI HEART BAT!!!!!
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
U MAY NOT PASS
what is this
Is that a fucking ANTEATER in a SWEATER????
YOU MAD BRO?
You wanna go?
Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia by night
"When the night comes, the starry sky reflects on its surface like in a mirror, and you have the feeling of being in space."
meredith, how do i open a new tab